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# As If
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/as-if/
- Published: 2022-08-05T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2022-08-05T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: I put a sonnet on my Tinder. A lark, but much to my delight It didn't stymie, block or hinder those that would swipe, and swipe me right! Now I hook up with poetesses (and some that have impressive asses) I judge them...
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Sonnet, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

I put a sonnet on my Tinder.  
A lark, but much to my delight  
It didn't stymie, block or hinder  
those that would swipe, and swipe me right!  
Now I hook up with poetesses  
(and some that have impressive asses)  
I judge them strictly on their verse  
and I'll confess: I've seen much worse.  
This has been great for my libido  
In fact, perhaps a bit too great --  
which I did not anticipate --  
but if this poet has a credo,  
it is that love must conquer all.  
and so I answer every call.