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# Balderdash II
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/balderdash-ii/
- Published: 2022-03-02T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2022-03-02T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: I simply said: my dear Concierge this acrid smell must be the scourge of a malevolent, dull dunce please do take care of this at once my accusation is not false how can you say that, that takes balls
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

I simply said: my dear Concierge  
this acrid smell must be the scourge  
of a malevolent, dull dunce  
please do take care of this at once  
my accusation is not false  
how can you say that, that takes balls

does this hotel intend to gouge  
cause looking at this invoice, ouch  
no, my dear fella, face the music  
if you're intending to abuse...eek!  
what is that thing the color purple  
the smell of it will make me burp...ill  
is what I'll get take it away  
I think I simply cannot stay

do you suggest you can replenish?  
concierge, I'm neither Dutch nor Flemish!  
you cannot buy me with your silver  
you're simply wishing to conceal there

but here's one thing I cannot grasp  
this is a bee, or it's a wasp?  
it's stripes appear more beige than orange  
no, I'm not getting within bow range  
besides, when I start seeing beige  
it is as if I took a page  
the storyline so acrid  
I guess there's nothing sacred