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# Cable News Ditty
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/cable-news-ditty/
- Published: 2022-01-14T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2022-01-14T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: using the remote control push the button, make the call: large TV that's on the wall who's the fairest of them all
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

using the remote control  
push the button, make the call:  
large TV that's on the wall  
who's the fairest of them all

and it answers, shy at first:  
if it's for the truth you thirst  
then you know they're all the worst  
that's the world with which we're cursed

watch some sports or a good show  
you're already in the know  
they are either foul or foe  
there's no fair, there's simply no