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# Communication Breakdown
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/communication-breakdown/
- Published: 2021-12-28T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2021-12-28T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: I asked the wife: what must I do she said thing one, and then thing two I vacuumed and I washed the dishes but those, alas, were not her wishes coming home early on one day I realized to my dismay my neighbor without...
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Short Poem, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

I asked the wife: what must I do  
she said thing one, and then thing two  
I vacuumed and I washed the dishes  
but those, alas, were not her wishes  
coming home early on one day  
I realized to my dismay  
my neighbor without much ado  
performed thing one, and then thing two

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**Author notes:** https://allpoetry.com/contest/2796023-naughty--creative--ADULT-contest-adult