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# Coolmails
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/coolmails/
- Published: 2021-07-28T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2021-07-28T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: under the uncool pseudonym I'm as uncool a person I peloton -- don't go to gym and all my rhyme be versin'
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

under the uncool pseudonym  
I'm as uncool a person  
I peloton -- don't go to gym  
and all my rhyme be versin'

'twas a dating site I'd say  
"enough about you", but hey  
a grandfather of 4 cute tokes  
I love to write and to make jokes

that sums it up - oh, and make games  
for mobile phones (I won't name names)  
and if you read (or played a few)  
you pay my bills, my thanks to you

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**Author notes:** https://allpoetry.com/contest/2784588-Please-introduce-yourself-to-me