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# Dramedy
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/dramedy-16014808/
- Published: 2021-07-21T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2021-07-21T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: There's no love lost between Jack Frost and his more famous cousin
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

There's no love lost between Jack Frost  
and his more famous cousin

It started when Jack, who is a bit of a hack  
got a lump of coal for Christmas

His cousin swore it was a postal mixup  
And offered a marvelous trainset instead

But Jack was irreconcilable and gave him the cold shoulder.

The next winter, Jack started scribbling frosted messages on kids windows. He tells them there's no Santa and to shake down their grandparents for the stuff they really need.

Here the Santa lobby kicked into action, making winters warner, so Jack couldn't spread his messages.

Jack responded by using freezing spells to disrupt toy supply chains.

The situation has been getting worse ever since, we obviously don't need to discuss 2020, or, god help us, 2016.

Our only hope at this point is Tim Burton. Waiting to see what he can do