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# Galapagos Finches
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/galapagos-finches/
- Published: 2021-07-13T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2021-07-13T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: Some doctors become brain surgeons but others choose to become proctologists.
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Short Poem, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

Some doctors become brain surgeons  
but others choose to become proctologists.

This happens for the same reason  
that Galapagos finches evolved various size beaks.

This also explains why some people are bigger assholes.

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**Author notes:** A big believer in evolution, I am