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# Give Me Something Hard
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/give-me-something-hard/
- Published: 2021-12-04T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2021-12-04T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: I said: I'll give you something hard she laughed, said I don't look the part and frankly, what do you expect as I just never get respect
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Short Poem, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

I said: I'll give you something hard  
she laughed, said I don't look the part  
and frankly, what do you expect  
as I just never get respect

to many, I am just a hack  
though I have starred in Caddyshack  
as to my name, my lips are sealed  
no need to look so far afield

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**Author notes:** https://allpoetry.com/contest/2794329-creative-humor-contest