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# Habits
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/habits/
- Published: 2026-01-07T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-01-07T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: I am an orc. We're talking Tolkien, Behaved, house-broken, not a thug, Polite, exceedingly well spoken, and neither desolate nor smug. Although I have a hobbit habit. When one walks by, I tend to grab it and munch on...
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Sonnet, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

I am an orc. We're talking Tolkien,  
Behaved, house-broken, not a thug,  
Polite, exceedingly well spoken,  
and neither desolate nor smug.  
Although I have a hobbit habit.  
When one walks by, I tend to grab it  
and munch on it, although they're sour,  
and rumor has it, rarely shower.

I've tried to quit, believe me, precious.  
What creature wouldn't rather eat  
hobbits habitually neat  
and chase with nectar that refreshes...

They do taste best after they're chased.  
Their haste delicious. In my waist.

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