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# Happily Cavort
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/happily-cavort/
- Published: 2026-01-31T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2026-01-31T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: When I cavort around the town I often look for love. But ask a lady: "Are you down? "We fit like hand and glove!" and you're as likely to receive a whupping as a slap. So I, although I've much to give have almost give...
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

When I cavort around the town  
I often look for love.  
But ask a lady: "Are you down?  
"We fit like hand and glove!"  
and you're as likely to receive  
a whupping as a slap.  
So I, although I've much to give  
have almost given up

Confined to rubbing the old lamp --  
It, frankly, has been years,  
hand spasms up -- a wicked cramp --  
A genie, though, appears.  
He says: My friend, you need not fret  
I know the Kama Sutra  
and lest you have any regret  
best know: I'm gender neutral

"Hold on!" I say. That tired trope,  
you owe me certain wishes  
and he is like: if there is soap  
I'll also wash the dishes  
"But wait!" I say and glance around  
to search for an escape  
and he says: oh, look what I found  
and shows -- I swear -- a grape

Well, let's just say I was afraid  
I thought I knew my tastes,  
and though -- like all -- can use an aid,  
I'm more for waspy waists.  
I banished him, this genie friend.  
I dare not see such sport!  
And promise, for a happy end  
to happily cavort

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