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# Judgement Day
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/judgement-day/
- Published: 2024-03-26T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2024-03-26T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: With judgement day about to be announced both hell and heaven getting slightly nervous, as neither one's expecting to be trounced, and both submitted rave reviews for service. The demons, prone to chewing on their nai...
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Sonnet, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

With judgement day about to be announced  
both hell and heaven getting slightly nervous,  
as neither one's expecting to be trounced,  
and both submitted rave reviews for service.  
The demons, prone to chewing on their nails --  
those long enough to pierce for crucifixion --  
relying on the their long prehensile tails  
to balance, practice ailment and affliction.  
Celestials, on the other hand, hosanna,  
but stumble on occasion, even stammer,  
accompanied by bagpipe and piano --  
it's soulful, although lacking certain glamor.  
The verdict should be coming, any minute.  
And then a sequel. Hoping to be in it.