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# Ladies and Gentlemen
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/ladies-and-gentlemen/
- Published: 2023-06-24T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2023-06-24T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: Come, mortal, come and get your ticket to watch a brawl between two gods. Though both are equally as wicked Las Vegas will be giving odds. Up on the right, he's mastered thunder and dreams of asteroids to plunder, and...
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Sonnet, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

Come, mortal, come and get your ticket  
to watch a brawl between two gods.  
Though both are equally as wicked  
Las Vegas will be giving odds.  
Up on the right, he's mastered thunder  
and dreams of asteroids to plunder,  
and on the left, he knows your pain  
and uses it to make a gain.  
Will one prevail? Since neither titan  
would care to settle for a draw  
the match is likely to be raw,  
until the loser goes down fighting,  
resisting to the bitter end.  
Yes, that's the ticket. Tell a friend.

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**Author notes:** https://www.outkick.com/elon-musk-challenges-mark-zuckerberg-to-cage-fight/