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# Mayhem Menagerie
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/mayhem-menagerie/
- Published: 2021-11-22T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2021-11-22T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: assassinating antelopes are going through our cantaloupes and wild, unruly wildebeest are coming at us from the East I dread the day that cheetahs express a will to eat us but luckily hyenas have not yet heard or seen us
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Short Poem, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

assassinating antelopes  
are going through our cantaloupes  
and wild, unruly wildebeest  
are coming at us from the East  
I dread the day that cheetahs  
express a will to eat us  
but luckily hyenas  
have not yet heard or seen us

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**Author notes:** wc 40 https://allpoetry.com/contest/2793381-Assassinating-antelopes