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# Merlin Plays Marriage Therapist
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/merlin-plays-marriage-therapist/
- Published: 2022-08-04T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2022-08-04T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: Dear Guinevere, what have we here? You like Sir Lance a lot? It's merely lust? Or a sincere, hot feeling in your gut? He took you on the table round while Arthur's on a quest, and his sword's nowhere to be found, alth...
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

Dear Guinevere, what have we here?  
You like Sir Lance a lot?  
It's merely lust? Or a sincere,  
hot feeling in your gut?  
He took you on the table round  
while Arthur's on a quest,  
and his sword's nowhere to be found,  
although you've tried your best.

Well, let me say, anaal nathrach  
(no, no, not what I meant!)  
I don't think Arthur's coming back  
there's no need to repent  
Look at the time, the hour's up  
until we meet again  
please do be careful with that cup  
and say hi to Morgaine