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# Rant
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/rant/
- Published: 2021-12-30T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2021-12-30T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: opinionated minions well out of their dominions defending their opinions with a religious fervor
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

opinionated minions  
well out of their dominions  
defending their opinions  
with a religious fervor

they warn of global warming  
incessantly, they're warning  
I hear it every morning  
so bought a life preserver

the polar bears are breeding  
all estimates exceeding  
but those stats are misleading  
so noted the observer

the fires prove it's hotter  
the blizzards -- they don't matter  
don't put meat on your platter  
the meat disgusts your server

the world will get much wetter  
the drought will not get better  
the climate is not weather  
and please stop using leather

we're all in this together  
like birds, birds of a feather  
I use my plane to gather  
but we're in this together

it's going to get much warmer  
don't say I didn't warn you  
I come from California  
no worries, I'll transform you

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**Author notes:** https://allpoetry.com/contest/2796161-Blizzard-quotes- 2\. A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows. - Author: Dana Gould