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# Rapping Santa
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/rapping-santa/
- Published: 2021-11-12T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2021-11-12T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: as I belt out my ho, ho, hose I get one squarely on the nose now I'm more careful with my shlong and try to sing a different song my trojan here is bearing gifts hose of my horse, hear my new riffs
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Short Poem, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

as I belt out my ho, ho, hose  
I get one squarely on the nose  
now I'm more careful with my shlong  
and try to sing a different song  
my trojan here is bearing gifts  
hose of my horse, hear my new riffs

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**Author notes:** https://allpoetry.com/contest/2792492-Quote-contest