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# Sexed Ed
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/sexed-ed/
- Published: 2021-07-29T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2021-07-29T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: there should be a rule a horse is a mule when it's missing critical parts
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

there should be a rule  
a horse is a mule  
when it's missing critical parts

this rule is maintained  
when horses are trained  
in racing and other fine arts

but this one, this Ed  
got up out of bed  
and thought: "I think something is missing"

he later discovered  
they're not in his cupboard!  
the ladies rejected his kissing

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**Author notes:** https://allpoetry.com/contest/2784681-Picture-Prompt.