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# Star Trek Featuring Monty Python
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/star-trek-featuring-monty-python/
- Published: 2021-09-17T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2021-09-17T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: An alien chick from Orion Attractive, through no lack of tryin’ A pill with a fish Is her daily dish Her life is like no Life of Bryan
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

An alien chick from Orion  
Attractive, through no lack of tryin’  
A pill with a fish  
Is her daily dish  
Her life is like no Life of Bryan

She pines, yes she’s waiting for Kirk  
Though she’s heard that he is quite a jerk  
Yes, Biggus’ be better  
He wrote her a letter  
Like Spock he is going berserk