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# The Electric Iron
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/the-electric-iron/
- Published: 2022-03-14T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2022-03-14T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: if only the electric iron was invented by the clever Romans or the Greeks my toga wouldn't be so wrinkly
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Short Poem, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

if only the electric iron  
was invented by the clever Romans  
or the Greeks  
my toga wouldn't be so wrinkly