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# Three In A Boat
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/three-in-a-boat/
- Published: 2022-11-09T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2022-11-09T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: Montmorency was quite antsy when he got into the boat. Was it solely, fully, wholly, cause he thought it doesn't float? For the details, the book retails for a trivial amount. I suppose, but then who knows that it's b...
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Short Poem, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

Montmorency was quite antsy  
when he got into the boat.  
Was it solely, fully, wholly,  
cause he thought it doesn't float?  
For the details, the book retails  
for a trivial amount.  
I suppose, but then who knows  
that it's because he didn't count

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**Author notes:** https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three\_Men\_in\_a\_Boat