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# Time Paradoxes
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/time-paradoxes/
- Published: 2021-11-11T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2021-11-11T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: my grandpa, may god rest his soul enjoyed cigars and alcohol I liked him fine, but I have plans and science makes its own demands time traveled to the past, bought stocks but had to test the paradox and so I went and...
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

my grandpa, may god rest his soul  
enjoyed cigars and alcohol  
I liked him fine, but I have plans  
and science makes its own demands  
time traveled to the past, bought stocks  
but had to test the paradox  
and so I went and shot him dead  
but I was not unmade -- instead  
returned in time for dinner...but  
turns out that grandma was a slut

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**Author notes:** https://allpoetry.com/contest/2792575-time-travel-