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# Titaneanas
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/titaneanas/
- Published: 2022-05-19T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2022-05-19T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: Saturn is hanging in the sky Titaneans, up and about holiday season, what to buy the aliens remain in doubt
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

Saturn is hanging in the sky  
Titaneans, up and about  
holiday season, what to buy  
the aliens remain in doubt

Last year's pan-zebra so passé  
every Titanean has one  
and I had even heard them say  
pan-zebras, you are out and done!

Still as the holidays approach  
Titaneanas do expect  
more than a methane breathing roach  
(these tend to be not striped, but specked)

Any good options? There's a dearth.  
A joint decision's quickly reached  
The best they can do? Give them Earth!  
Yes, that's their spaceships that just beached.

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**Author notes:** wc 90 art by Anton Brzezinski