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# Tough Acts to Follow [adult]
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/tough-acts-to-follow-adult/
- Published: 2021-08-25T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2021-08-25T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: To porn, or not to porn, that is the question: Whether it’s nobler intercourse we offer Then flagrant sighs of an outrageous session, Our awkward arms and feet do cause us trouble Which end goes in and where? Ugh, sle...
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Short Poem, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

To porn, or not to porn, that is the question:  
Whether it’s nobler intercourse we offer  
Then flagrant sighs of an outrageous session,  
Our awkward arms and feet do cause us trouble  
Which end goes in and where? Ugh, sleep,  
No more – and by no more we mean, the end

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**Author notes:** wc 50 may god forgive me, and with apologies to the master himself https://allpoetry.com/contest/2786697-To-porn-or-not---50-Words---adult