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# Wait, Aren't You...?
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/wait-arent-you/
- Published: 2021-08-05T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2021-08-05T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: Someone told me that I look like Fester Though it was a disgruntled investor And some unkind and miserly scrooges Said I’m Larry, from the Three of Stooges Pretty sure Dustin Hoffman’s a cousin Though in this business...
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Short Poem, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

Someone told me that I look like Fester  
Though it was a disgruntled investor  
And some unkind and miserly scrooges  
Said I’m Larry, from the Three of Stooges  
Pretty sure Dustin Hoffman’s a cousin  
Though in this business, they’re by the dozen  
In short, mostly I look like an actor  
Hollywood is not my benefactor

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**Author notes:** wc 56 https://allpoetry.com/contest/2785281-Describe-What-You-Look-Like