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# Where My Muse Resides
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/where-my-muse-resides/
- Published: 2025-12-09T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2025-12-09T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: My muse resides in a museum, trapped in a painting, as a nude. The one next to the Colosseum, yeah, that one. She is shown pursued by young Apollo, horny bastard. A Rubens, but before he mastered some of his skills. A...
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Sonnet, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

My muse resides in a museum,  
trapped in a painting, as a nude.  
The one next to the Colosseum,  
yeah, that one. She is shown pursued  
by young Apollo, horny bastard.  
A Rubens, but before he mastered  
some of his skills. At any rate,  
they say she's somewhat overweight.  
It was a time before Ozempic,  
and muses seeking to indulge  
would lose the battle of the bulge,  
but that's a battle he let them pick.  
Who? Rubens. Captor of my muse.  
A lady who refused to lose.

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