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# Zombie Wedding Jitters
- URL: https://www.hawkword.com/poetry/zombie-wedding-jitters/
- Published: 2021-07-10T12:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2021-07-10T12:00:00.000Z
- Description: She hissed as her color turned green “I swallow it whole, site unseen? And this golden fish Will it grant me a wish? Why can’t it be aquamarine?”
- Author: A. Gee
- Tags: Poetry, Allpoetry Import, #Import 2026-04-25 19:56

She hissed as her color turned green  
“I swallow it whole, site unseen?  
And this golden fish  
Will it grant me a wish?  
Why can’t it be aquamarine?”

“It’s too late for wishes” I said  
“Do swallow, or you’ll seem quite dead”  
This essential oil  
Will not let you spoil  
And soon you’ll look fit to be wed

OR.......

Star Trek Featuring Monty Python

An alien chick from Orion  
Attractive, through no lack of tryin’  
A pill with a fish  
Is her daily dish  
Her life is like no Life of Bryan

She pines, yes she’s waiting for Kirk  
Though she’s heard that he is quite a jerk  
Yes, Biggus’ be better  
He wrote her a letter  
Like Spock he is going berserk