Poems

Implored, and more than once, to show, not tell,
I nonetheless avoid all ASCII art,
preferring both to punctuate and spell,
and pry unruly paragraphs apart.

I struggle, still, with this unbidden rule.
Since pictures may be worth their weight in gold,
the alphabet, once man's most trusted tool --
has fallen out of favor, gotten old.

Is there some tongue in cheek to my response?
Hope I've not bitten more than I can chew,
and this -- though no Petrarchan Renaissance --
is where the couplet bids to say adieu.

Treat "show, don't tell" as something short of scripture,
though everything you write should paint a picture.

I'd rather not, but here it is, the story of my life.
It started, like most stories do, when I first met my wife.
I was quite young in ways of men, I think at most eighteen.
But there we were, out on a date, turns out though, in between,
another date she had before, and one that she had later.
Since we're together to this day, I must have been the greater.

Well, there she was and I'm like wow, not typically poetic.
My jokes are dumb, my tongue is numb, as if on anesthetic.
You want to see a movie, I did manage in the end.
She said ok let's do it, if it's cool I'll bring a friend.
Not sure how good a move it was, I didn't have a prayer.
Turns out the friend -- and, the next date -- was quite a hockey player.

The movie, it was Death Wish Three. I REALLY like the franchise.
And afterwards, a Burger King, a Whopper and some french-fries.
In short, you'd think there was no hope, yes, there was none, indeed.
If you were me, what would you do, and how would you proceed?
That story for another day, I'm hoping you'll stay with me.
But not today, as this here tale, is suitable for Disney.

When God finally tires of creation
will we receive a message in the sky?
Apocalyptic sign, a short citation,
or maybe it will be a "buh buh, bye"?

The Horsemen reappear, like once an hour,
and Gabriel, did he misplace his horn?
God must be entertained, up in his tower,
our misery is like a kind of porn.

Answers abound, in prophecies and studies.
There's even been a calendar or two,
and plenty of opinions, my buddies,
well, some at least, claim they know what to do.

Noble beginnings, and ignoble ends.
Perhaps it will just be a show of hands.

Come, winter snow queen, decorate my window
with delicately crystalline designs.
Invite me to your kingdom, where the winds blow.
I'll trace and search your messages for signs
of castles in the ice and frozen roses,
and fairy tales where hearts thaw out at last,
and rosy colored cheeks, and reddish noses,
a dire wolf to help complete the cast.

Imprison me in frigid, freezing shackles,
the chimney labors, bellowing with smoke.
Come join me by the fire as it crackles,
and sets the room aglow with pine and oak.

Check my restraints, till nothing is amiss.
And then, I dare you, give me just one kiss.

I'm sure you've heard this said: it takes a village.
Which begs the nascent question: to do what?
Too often it's to justify the pillage.
Best go secure the stuff that's in your hut.

No, no, I'm not a misanthrope, nor really
a Darwinist -- just hate to be a pawn.
Too easy for the rulers, willy nilly,
to help -- though not the village, but their own.

And so despite the best of all intentions,
I find "to each according to their need"
to be among those, worst of Man's inventions,
a road to hell as slick as any creed.

"If only we could all just get along."
Much harder than a slogan, or a song.

Unruly subjects argue with their verbs
and tenses seek debate and disagree.
The sentences run on, but what disturbs
the most is that the verses aren't free.

Drawn letters do not spring from sculpted fonts.
No punctuations barge into the middle
of incoherent rambling that wants
to masquerade as an enlightened riddle.

Vermillion does not describe the sky
and nights are neither dark nor warm or stormy.
The narrative, there merely to get by,
is begging please devour me, adore me.

In college you might gather a C+
In short, the work described is not for us.

How often would you need a stable genius?
Unless you're breeding horses, not at all,
though if you ask the stallions they'll whinny as
a way to make a point of protocol.

But nonetheless, there's one that is available.
More equal than the others on the farm.
He's steadfast, resolute and unassailable.
And even if he's not, then what's the harm?

Of all the weird and wacky ideologies,
the cult of personality stands out.
In endless whataboutisms, no apologies --
it cannot entertain a shred of doubt.

Prepare then to accept -- it is a stable,
and get used to manure, that's if you're able.