How often would you need a stable genius?
Unless you're breeding horses, not at all,
though if you ask the stallions they'll whinny as
a way to make a point of protocol.
But nonetheless, there's one that is available.
More equal than the others on the farm.
He's steadfast, resolute and unassailable.
And even if he's not, then what's the harm?
Of all the weird and wacky ideologies,
the cult of personality stands out.
In endless whataboutisms, no apologies --
it cannot entertain a shred of doubt.
Prepare then to accept -- it is a stable,
and get used to manure, that's if you're able.
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