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The factory where syllables are molded into words
ran into unexpected issues, and,
as consonants and vowels diverged, their separated herds
were getting quite hard to understand.
When asked, the cunning linguists said: "supply chain is at fault.
We need to bring our syllables back home.
'Cause otherwise, our language risks recession and default
We can't outsource our verbiage to Rome!"
Yet others said: "Let's tax those vowels! They're far too free today.
We can't just have a syllable at will."
That effort beaten back, with vows that "liberty must stay!
I say wow-wee, you say wow-wee, just chill."
Well, in the end, the syllabi adjusted to supply,
and if your consonants need stretch, a vowel you must buy.

why is great Paris so named, you may ask
some say, a famed Celtic tribe
I think the City of Love got its task
due to the Trojan -- and bribe

mighty she was, Aphrodite, in none
of a great prince's demands
but, as it turns, she excelled in just one
one that will often wreck plans

love, she did promise, and love he shall have
enough for a thousand ships
Helen rebelling, and all for that love
Odyssey-full of bad trips

was it all worth it, since Helen did flee
back to the Sparta of old
no referee who's been to gay Paree
minds that this story's been told


Author notes: https://www.theoi.com/Olympios/JudgementParis.html