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Short Stories
SpellBound
He stretches his back, then settles across from me. “Let me tell you,” he says, “it’s not
He stretches his back, then settles across from me. “Let me tell you,” he says, “it’s not easy out there.” He pauses to sniff his dish, shakes his head, then takes a bite before continuing. “I’d almost given up, in fact, until I came across this new app, SpellBound. Yeah, with two Ls.”
“Two Ls, huh?” I repeat. “I guess I’ll check it later…” I wait for him to continue.
“Look, even then, it took some trying,” he says. “I open it up, and first thing, this really ugly hag pops up, ancient, nose warts and all. Must have paid up for the premium placement. And that profile video of hers, talk about your catfishing.” He shakes his head again. “I can go all night, she says, and then love to lie in bed and cuddle all day. Man, that voice still gives me shivers. So of course I swipe left...”
He swallows another piece of his dinner as I nod in understanding, though I have to pause to scratch my underpit. Dammit, I hope it’s not some hex? No, probably just fleas again. “Yeah, I get it,” I say finally. “And were most of them like that?”
He shrugs. “Some looked better than that, I have to admit, but those seemed right out of my league. One wanted only someone with eyes of a different color. Another one wanted battle scars and less hair on the back. I tell you. I tried all kinds of filters, too, but they see right through them, the witches.”
“Fuckers,” I curse loudly, not quite sure why, as the folks at the neighboring table turn to stare. “Sorry,” I enunciate with an apologetic nod to them, rolling my Rs for emphasis, then turn back to him after pausing to wet my beak. “Can’t take you anywhere, man,” he says with a chuckle.
I give him a dismissive wave. “Come on, Tommy, you’re stalling, there’s gotta be more to the story than this, no? Not even one good hookup?”
He shrugs. “There were indeed a few that were promising. One that I kinda liked, was cute as a pumpkin, that one, but she turned out to be allergic to everything. Started sneezing as soon as I would get anywhere near her. I think that one wound up getting a goldfish. Another one decided to become gluten-free, and I’m like, that’s fine, I’m a meat-eater anyway, but she wanted me to be vegan. Who does that!”
It was a familiar tale, and one I’d heard before, but I don’t interrupt Tommy. He’s a good, old friend, even if a bit self-obsessed. “Ok, ok,” I prompt him, “but you didn’t come here to just complain about your romantic failures. There must have been a spectacular conquest or two in there, no?”
He grins, licking his lips. “All right, all right,” he says. “I’ll confess. The app has that new AI thing everyone’s talking about, and so the matches did get better over time, and I started swiping right more and more. Until I got to this one Goth chick.” He turns wistful. “I tell you, she was purrfect! Eyes like storm clouds, lips blood red, nails blacker than mine. And that veil — widow’s lace, all mystery, all promise. I was lost before I even watched the whole video. And what a video!”
I could tell he’s really getting excited. “You don’t say? Wait, she didn't…”
“No, no,” he interrupts me with a chuckle. “That would have been great, but it’s totally against their Terms & Conditions, it’s not OnlyWitches, you know, that stuff would get you banned. So no. But pretty suggestive. ‘Come, spend the night of your life,’ she says, ‘and who knows, maybe we’ll be together forever!’”
He takes a deep breath. “So of course I swipe right, so fast I almost scratched the screen. And then message her. I didn’t even try to sound casual, I’m like, lady, I’m yours if you’ll have me. Took some new pics, me on the couch, that kind of stuff. Respectable, but you know. And then… Then, within just a few seconds, I get a reply back, marked with three hearts. And an address!”
He coughs, spits a fishbone onto his plate. “Sorry, I always forget to ask them to debone it. Anyway, where was I? Oh, so I see the address, but it’s nowhere in town. Check Google Maps — it’s a large Victorian-era estate on the outskirts of town, out by the lake. The pictures on Maps look great, lots of greenery around, rose gardens, beautiful dock, but it’s the middle of winter now, and it’s going to be a shlepp… Still, I’m too excited to miss this opportunity, so I head out there.
Took well over an hour, what with the traffic, but here I am finally at the front door, waiting by the door like a high schooler picking up a prom date. Then she opens the door, and she’s exactly like in the video! ‘Come on in, come on in’, she says, pointing into the foyer. ‘Oh, you’re cute,’ she adds, ‘much cuter than the last one.’
That should have been my clue, but I’m still lovestruck, so I make my way into the foyer, onto some curious geometric floor pattern. Wait! I think, what is that? But it’s too late. I find myself unable to move, suddenly on all fours, my true form…”
He pauses, and I find myself leaning toward him, neck muscles stretched from the strain, listening intently. “OMG, so what happened next?”
He shakes his head. “First, I realize I can’t move, like not at all. Then, a darkness overtakes me, eyelids forced closed.
I don’t know how long I was out, seconds, minutes, maybe more. But when I next open my eyes, I’m swinging in the air, icy gusts of wind batting me back and forth like a punching bag. I’m in a net, dangling from a pulley a few feet above the frozen-solid lake.
I look down, and there’s a large drilled hole in the ice, dark water splashing underneath it, the occasional shiny, scaled fin making an ominous appearance. And she’s standing there, next to the pulley, mumbling something and gesturing wildly, like she’s doing a spell to call the devil himself.
‘Wait!’ I attempt to call out, though it comes out more like a metal scratching glass. ‘Wait!’ I try again, shouting over the wailing winds. ‘What are you doing!?’
She laughs, one of those maniacal laughs you only see in the black and white movies, and it’s cinematic too, her silhouette stark against the moonlit night sky, then looks at me, with no shame in those dark, dark eyes, none whatsoever. ‘What does it look like I’m doing, dear?’ she says. ‘I’m catfishing.’
He falls silent, brooding. I wait, letting him collect his thoughts, but I can’t help it. “So wait, how are you here? What happened next?”
He doesn’t answer right away. “Next,” he says finally. “Next, you should have seen the size of that sturgeon. Not one of my finest moments, not at all. But she beat him over the head with a club until he released me. Only took about ten minutes or so. Then she offered me a full-time gig, benefits and all. Even teared up a little when I told her this isn’t for me… He sighs resignedly.
It’s my turn to shake my head. “Well, Tommy, you’ve definitely ruffled my feathers with that one!” I look up at my perch. “Brings back memories of what Edgar used to do to me. So what are you doing now, looking again?”
Tommy stretches his black back again. “Are you kidding me, Raven? I’m taking it easy for a while…
Probably going to move back in with Jerry.”
The Inheritance
I take a deep breath, trying to drum up some courage. How do I tell him? I scan
I take a deep breath, trying to drum up some courage. How do I tell him? I scan the room again, stalling.
He’s seated at the head of the large mahogany table, my four uncles and aunts split to either side, one uglier than the other. Uncles and aunts, that’s what I’ve been taught to call them. As to their no doubt illustrious actual ancestry, I’ve been instructed not to question.
He catches me mid-glance, eyes sparking with anger. “Well!?” he thunders.
I lower my eyes, studying the rich grain of the table’s wooden surface. “Why, Dad…” I start weakly when I muster the courage to look at him again. “Why must we always be ‘anti’ something?” It sounds even stupider now that I’ve said it out loud.
I hear a barely suppressed chuckle to the right. Who would dare? My father stills, his rage a coiled spring. But my uncle, the one with the pockmarked face and the permanent grin of the dead carved into his face, merely flashes his teeth, ignoring my father’s withering glare. “I told you not to send him to college,” he finally says with a shrug.
I never got to meet my mother. Oh, there were plenty of mother figures: nannies, maids, tutors. All seemed to care for me; all looked at me with those sad, sympathetic eyes, but I could tell they were just doing their job. There was no real warmth there.
“Where is she?” I began asking once I was old enough to understand. Did he do something to her? Did she die giving birth to me? Or was she made to disappear?
None would dare answer. I would lie in bed imagining the warm outline of her silhouette, or how his goons dragged her away from me as she screamed, “My baby! My baby!” But the outline refused to resolve into a face.
Until my second year at Yale.
I was sitting on the steps of the Sterling Memorial Library, scrolling through my phone and half-flirting with one of the Bush granddaughters, when a twenty-something brunette tripped running down the stairs, her heel catching on the edge of a step. She pitched forward, arms flailing, torso threatening to wipe me out like a bowling pin. Reflexes took over, and I caught her under her arms, her seemingly astonished face mere inches from mine, just as my phone, knocked loose by her fall, crashed on the steps’ granite surface with a sickening thud.
“Oops,” she beamed at me after taking a moment to stand up and straighten her knee-length dress. “I’m so clumsy. And your phone!”
“No worries, I have insurance,” I mumbled, my tongue suddenly thick and uncooperative. Those eyes, were these lenses? That violet couldn’t be natural.
The Bush girl’s disappointed “I’m going” finally broke me out of my stupefied state, and I hastily threw a “see you later” at her back, which she returned with a “pfft”. Ugh, great. Another failed assignment. He is going to be annoyed.
“I’m Sheila,” the brunette said, snapping my attention back to her, her arm outstretched for a handshake. Buy you a drink? It’s the least I can do.”
“I’m …” I started, but she interrupted me with a laugh. “I know who you are. Doesn’t everybody?” My mouth gaped open in astonishment, then closed when she followed up. “Your dad’s a big cartel guy, right? That’s what everybody says.”
“Right, right,” I rushed to reassure her, relieved. Why did she have me so unsteady? “Eh, drink?” I managed at last. “Sure.”
It was a local dive, not at all the kind of place any self-respecting member of Skull & Bones would be caught dead in. So much the better; annoying his spies was a welcome fringe benefit.
I sat, staring at the vintage rock posters on the wall and nursing my Bloody Mary, my back to the entrance, breaking every rule my tutors ever drilled into me. The drink was only so-so, despite the bartender’s assurance that they used a house mix.
I fished a lonely olive out of the tall glass and swallowed it. Damnit, did she stand me up after all of that?
Just as I was about to give up, she floated past me, my spider sense failing to warn me of the approach. She plunked herself into the opposite chair with a perfunctory “Sorry” and motioned for the waitress.
“Traffic?” I asked politely, but she ignored the pleasantry. “Those goons by the door yours?” she asked instead, as if she was asking about the weather, then followed up with a “Bloody Mary any good?” before I got a chance to get a word in edgewise. “No? Then I’ll have a smoky Old Fashioned.”
I just stared, resisting the urge to check the corner of my mouth for drool, until she raised her eyebrows at me and nodded to her right. Did she mind the stare? Oh, the waitress! “The lady will have a smoky Old Fashioned,” I finally got out. “And…” I paused, searching her face. Decided to chance it. “And fried calamari for two, please.”
She laughed, silver bells, “I only offered to pay for one drink, Mister,” she said in a mockingly serious tone, a cat reassuring the mouse, then waved the momentarily confused waitress away.
Now, I get as much attention as any rich scion with a couple of ominous bodyguards lurking in the background, but not like this. Was this a honey trap? Boy, would they be in for a surprise if that were the case. But this girl, those eyes… What’s the worst that could happen, a lecture from Father? I had to find out what this was about.
I took another sip of the Bloody Mary for courage; “Do you want to get out of here?” I glanced toward the door, then turned back to her, screwing my face into my most earnest expression. “I think I know how to slip them.”
She burst out laughing, tossed her hair back. “That’s not a good look on you, you know, you must practice more in front of the mirror…” She gave me a sly smile. “Or else you’ll never get that Bush girl,” she added to my astonishment.
I had to force my mouth closed. Was she one of his?! She must have seen my face cloud over, because she quickly shook her head. “I’m not,” she said, as if she’d read my mind. “But I’m sure as hell not going to embarrass myself in front of your mother by taking advantage of her little boy at the first opportunity.”
I felt the room tilt, air thinning around me, but resisted the urge to grip the edge of the table; no need to draw my bodyguards’ attention. She’s alive? Where is she? How do I see her? “My mother?” was all that I managed to squeeze through my suddenly constricted throat.
“There, there, breathe,” she said gently, resting her hand on mine. She traced my blood-drained knuckles with her index finger, the soothing touch nonetheless sending what felt like an electric current through my fingers. “We wouldn’t want those gentlemen to think this was anything more than a date, would we?”
I took a few heartbeats to collect myself, then nodded. “And how do you know her, Sheila?” I paused as the waitress arrived with the order, the smoke rising over the Old Fashioned like a summoned spirit. “Is that even your real name?”
She nodded, picking up a calamari ring and dipping it into the marinara. “Yours truly.” Picked up another one. Then leaned in with a conspiratorial whisper. “I work for Lilith, obviously.”
The name was an unfamiliar shape on my tongue. “Lilith”. I mouthed it silently; felt something stir deep inside. I glanced back towards the door. They were deep in conversation; no sign that they’d noticed anything out of the ordinary. Though that was no guarantee, he paid for talent.
It was a quick decision. “Sorry, I’ll get you another one later,” I said apologetically, and grabbed a hold of her hand. Then I did the one thing I’m not supposed to do. Ever.
I snapped my fingers.
It took a moment for reality to coalesce around us, walls and ceiling snapping into place. Sheila didn’t seem to lose a beat at first, giving the place the quick once-over of a trained security operative. “Oh… oh,” she said after looking up at the ceiling.
It was my turn to chuckle. “You expected the top of Megiddo?” I pointed at the Last Judgement fresco. “The Old Man doesn’t care for this place, even if his fearing the sign of the Cross is a silly superstition… So we’re safe, at least for a few minutes. Talk.”
She nodded, but still wasn’t fully satisfied. “Local security?”
I shook my head. “9 PM by us, so the middle of the night here.” I didn’t deem it necessary to add that we wouldn’t show up on the security tapes, and the only guard at the monitors took a convenient power nap.
“No, I did not expect Har Megiddoh,” she said finally, “but surely you know what’s coming. Why you were brought into this world, Damien. Didn’t you?” Her violet eyes demanded an answer. I couldn’t quite shake the effect, even here.
“Yes, I’ve known for a while,” I told her. “Seems a bit late for my mother to express a concern, though.” The realization tasted bitter. “The Lilith? I always thought it was a mortal, like Mary.”
Her eyes narrowed. “Your father can be extremely… persuasive. But he lacked the power to match the Creator on his own. Another primordial spirit was needed. Lilith was available...” She hesitated. “And willing.”
That hit me hard. “Then why?”
Her voice did not betray any sympathy. “Why she left her…”
She must have wanted to say ‘little boy’ again, but thought the better of it. “Why she left you? Let’s just say that she expected a nearly bloodless coup, not the possible destruction of the universe. So no, Damien, it’s not about you for her, nor was it ever.”
It was as if she was baiting me on purpose. To what end? Was she working for him after all?
“So I’m just a pawn then?” I asked her.
“A very powerful pawn,” she corrected me, “with the unique power to fix a game that’s been rigged from the very beginning.”
I had to laugh out loud. “Surely not unique, Sheila. Or do you need to look up at the ceiling again?”
She shrugged. “I wish I could tell you to simply believe what you like, Damien. But you came into being because Lilith knew there wasn’t a hell of a lot of critical thinking on the other side. That has not changed.”
I recalled the faces of my uncles and aunts. Critical thinking wasn’t the first thing that came to mind. Still, maybe there was something to her argument.
“When can I see her?” I asked, sounding more tentative than I would have liked.
“Soon, soon,” Sheila tried to reassure me. “But for now, you have to do something for her. For everyone. Something that will slow the process down without raising too much suspicion. Certainly nothing that could ping pong back to her.”
I was incredulous. “Like what?”
She smiled. I’m sure you will figure something out.”
I look at Uncle Pestilence again, only to see him give me an unexpected wink. The others are staring forward from their seats, afraid to look at either Father or me.
“Dad,” I start again, “I know you think I’m ready, now that I’ve graduated and you’ve lined up the money for my first attempt at a statewide office. But don’t you think it would be better to go straight for Congress? Or aim even higher?”
He perks up. “Ambition, Damien? A pleasant surprise. And what do you have in mind? Clearly, you’re not quite ready for Congress yet. A stint running a division of the family business, perhaps?”
I take another deep breath. “Well, I think I’m close to landing the Bush girl. But actually, I was thinking Yale Law first…”
He smacks his hand on the table so hard that some seismographs will no doubt pick it up as a minor earthquake.
But Pestilence rattles off another chuckle and holds out his hand, palm open, to the right. War sighs resignedly and then digs into her pocket, coming up with a crispy Benjamin. “I hate you,” she tells Pestilence, and hands it over. And Pestilence pockets it, with that permanent smile on his face.
But not before giving me another wink.
This story feels like it could become a book – what do you think?