Balderdash II

I simply said: my dear Concierge
this acrid smell must be the scourge
of a malevolent, dull dunce
please do take care of this at once
my accusation is not false
how can you say that, that takes balls

does this hotel intend to gouge
cause looking at this invoice, ouch
no, my dear fella, face the music
if you're intending to abuse...eek!
what is that thing the color purple
the smell of it will make me burp...ill
is what I'll get take it away
I think I simply cannot stay

do you suggest you can replenish?
concierge, I'm neither Dutch nor Flemish!
you cannot buy me with your silver
you're simply wishing to conceal there

but here's one thing I cannot grasp
this is a bee, or it's a wasp?
it's stripes appear more beige than orange
no, I'm not getting within bow range
besides, when I start seeing beige
it is as if I took a page
the storyline so acrid
I guess there's nothing sacred