Cable News Ditty

using the remote control
push the button, make the call:
large TV that's on the wall
who's the fairest of them all

and it answers, shy at first:
if it's for the truth you thirst
then you know they're all the worst
that's the world with which we're cursed

watch some sports or a good show
you're already in the know
they are either foul or foe
there's no fair, there's simply no