I asked the wife: what must I do
she said thing one, and then thing two
I vacuumed and I washed the dishes
but those, alas, were not her wishes
coming home early on one day
I realized to my dismay
my neighbor without much ado
performed thing one, and then thing two
Author notes: https://allpoetry.com/contest/2796023-naughty--creative--ADULT-contest-adult
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