Coolmails

under the uncool pseudonym
I'm as uncool a person
I peloton -- don't go to gym
and all my rhyme be versin'

'twas a dating site I'd say
"enough about you", but hey
a grandfather of 4 cute tokes
I love to write and to make jokes

that sums it up - oh, and make games
for mobile phones (I won't name names)
and if you read (or played a few)
you pay my bills, my thanks to you

Author notes: https://allpoetry.com/contest/2784588-Please-introduce-yourself-to-me