Critic's Notebook

Considering the depth of your performance --
as shallow and as muddy as a puddle --
can't give you any points for non-conformance,
assuming that desire to befuddle
and discombobulate is what had driven
creative choices, set design and costumes,
since those are sadly, nowadays, a given.

But I'll confess that like so many bridegrooms
I entertained escape through intermission,
though somehow, persevered to the finale,
no, not because mine is a noble mission,
but rather 'cause your goons out in the alley
behind the theater refused me exit.
So here is my review, I thought I'd text it.