We're not in Kansas anymore
And though this is not your first rodeo
this is also not your father's Oldsmobile
So at the end of the day
pretty please… with sugar on top...
Clean the fucking car
Author notes: This ditty is almost entirely made up of famous movie quotes and clichés to create a coherent story. I'll give your comment 3 stars for identifying all the quotes
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