Why must it be a virgin sacrifice
when those are in such limited supply?
Would somewhat of a novice still suffice,
or hymen absent, no need to apply?
Are dragons merely giant phallic symbols?
A penis with a wing, look at their pics.
The ceremony, cue the drums and cymbals,
and all the while we've just been talking dicks?
I must confess the following suspicion:
Dear virgin, dragons are a real danger.
But have no fear, a simple proposition.
To save you, just five minutes in the manger.
These fairytales, unless I've been misled,
are ways to get a virgin into bed.
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