Everyday Miracles

If you want to walk on water,
better find a frozen pond.
Whether you're His son or daughter --
oh, He's equally as fond,
though seems more so fond of science,
so if acting in defiance
of the known God-given laws,
don't expect any applause.
Any help from God, our father,
as in miracles and such --
wouldn't that be a nice touch --
No, it isn't too much bother,
but assume that He will not.
And it's not that He forgot.