I'm clever by half for their traps
though one time I did have a lapse
you see -- it was blue
this cheese had a hue
and I tried to sample some scraps
I touched it and promptly got caught!
my speedy reflexes for naught
ah, that gorgonzola
I love it with cola
the trap was humane, that they bought
Author notes: https://allpoetry.com/contest/2786608-A-CHEESEY-Double-Limerick
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