For the Price of One

for President Trump
to get over the hump
must stay out of jail
which his Court will avail

for President Biden
everything's ridin'
on prices of gas
which he also has

for sad RFK
who jumped in the fray
on the strength of his genes
really hates those vaccines

for Kamala Harris
Olympics in Paris
a horse by committee
and that is a pity

and as for Tim Walz
does he have the balls
but Democrats wager
on this minor major

and last for JD
the new Zebedee
in hell or in Hades
stop talking cat ladies