Can't trust a man with two first names
They said of my credentials
So change your name, and those cheap frames
Those changes are essentials
Pick a strong name, something with style
Something that tells a story
Then maybe, the rejection pile
Will get a bit less gory
Yes, as John Frank I was, alas
inconsequential dribble
But now my name has gravitas
I'm practically a Sibyl
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