I said: I'll give you something hard
she laughed, said I don't look the part
and frankly, what do you expect
as I just never get respect
to many, I am just a hack
though I have starred in Caddyshack
as to my name, my lips are sealed
no need to look so far afield
Author notes: https://allpoetry.com/contest/2794329-creative-humor-contest
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