Habits

I am an orc. We're talking Tolkien,
Behaved, house-broken, not a thug,
Polite, exceedingly well spoken,
and neither desolate nor smug.
Although I have a hobbit habit.
When one walks by, I tend to grab it
and munch on it, although they're sour,
and rumor has it, rarely shower.

I've tried to quit, believe me, precious.
What creature wouldn't rather eat
hobbits habitually neat
and chase with nectar that refreshes...

They do taste best after they're chased.
Their haste delicious. In my waist.

Author notes: Image generated by author prompt to Gemini