Holiday Season

I welcome the Holiday Season
No -- I cannot give but one reason
the reasons are many
Let's start with Aunt Jenny
who just got paroled out of prison

And please don't forget Uncle Bob
and Billie, who can't get a job
and most of all Bunny
who still owes me money
but claims he must first pay the mob

Yes, Christmas is big in our house
Aunt Jenny is bringing her spouse
A famous pickpocket
He comes from Nantucket
and hasn't been caught yet, the louse

Come in, please, and share in our joy.
The relatives tend to annoy
But lest you forget
you can't choose them --- yet.
Oh, you brought little Jimmy a toy.

Author notes: image generated by author prompt to Gemini