[in the beginning]

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.
Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over
the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering
over the waters. And God said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.

And the Devil said: but I wanted a Bud Light!

Author notes: https://allpoetry.com/contest/2800328-Twisting we start of course with a quote from Genesis