Merlin Plays Marriage Therapist

Dear Guinevere, what have we here?
You like Sir Lance a lot?
It's merely lust? Or a sincere,
hot feeling in your gut?
He took you on the table round
while Arthur's on a quest,
and his sword's nowhere to be found,
although you've tried your best.

Well, let me say, anaal nathrach
(no, no, not what I meant!)
I don't think Arthur's coming back
there's no need to repent
Look at the time, the hour's up
until we meet again
please do be careful with that cup
and say hi to Morgaine