our vampire, his name nosferatu
the rumor says truly forgot to
suck blood on occasion
his new persuasion
suggests that he really ought not to
and now he is just skin and bones
he’s selling whatever he owns
and looks for a portal
to make him a mortal
stopped charging top interest on loans
Author notes: https://allpoetry.com/contest/2784720-A-Dark-Double-Limerick
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