Poems

sly Athena -- shoulda seen her
as she helped the hapless Greeks
and Poseidon, chose their side and
pitched right in -- they're up the creek
cause Apollo, vain and shallow
picked the Trojans in his pride
well, and Ares went for Paris --
likes a man who steals his bride

I believe in even-steven
Zeus proclaimed from up above
and you, mighty Aphrodite
started all of this for love
Gods do battle, poets prattle
and the war goes on, of course
were I Shakespeare, I'd ask fate here:
half the kingdom, for a horse

As Marvel superheroes roam the lands
in search of carbohydrates stashed about,
and candies, seized by little, greedy hands,
exhaust supplies, an existential route,
I wonder, is it Hallmark? They're to blame
for this extinction of my M&Ms?
Is there no limit, no proverbial shame?
Their parents, from the Ganges to the Thames,
do they no longer teach the little tikes?
Take some, and leave some for the next to come.
Have you seen candy prices? I mean, yikes!
You'd think it grows on trees -- it does for some.
Oh well, I sigh, replenishing the bag
Don't mind me now, I'm just a tired old hag