Poems

Today is my 39th wedding anniversary.

Easy to remember, right? May Day?
Never forget the flowers.

I have great memories of that day
and of the many celebrations since,
Three kids, four grandkids, and counting...

My earliest memory of May Day, though,
comes from carrying the red flag
for a few minutes, at a May Day
parade. I was six or seven, and
my grandmother, a card carrying Communist,
was walking next to me, and she gave it to me.
She was so proud, so proud...

This was more than fifty years ago
back in Transnistria, which at that time
was simply Moldova, but today might be
next on the tyrant's checklist.

What a May Day it was.

The factory where syllables are molded into words
ran into unexpected issues, and,
as consonants and vowels diverged, their separated herds
were getting quite hard to understand.
When asked, the cunning linguists said: "supply chain is at fault.
We need to bring our syllables back home.
'Cause otherwise, our language risks recession and default
We can't outsource our verbiage to Rome!"
Yet others said: "Let's tax those vowels! They're far too free today.
We can't just have a syllable at will."
That effort beaten back, with vows that "liberty must stay!
I say wow-wee, you say wow-wee, just chill."
Well, in the end, the syllabi adjusted to supply,
and if your consonants need stretch, a vowel you must buy.