Persephone's Country Song

I got a call from hell today.
Turns out it was Persephone.
It was on video -- they say
that she eschews telephony.

She asked me: "can you get me out,
me and a few more ladies.
The damned be damned, they scream and shout",
and threw some shade on Hades.

I said: "Dear, I'm not Orpheus,
and have no magic flute.
And Hades, he's been courteous,
I bear him no dispute."

But she insisted, and said: "Please!
You'll have eternal life."
And then proceeded with a tease,
so now she is my wife.

Is life eternal now, you ask?
It surely feels superb.
And though I often multitask
The phone's on "Don't Disturb".

Author notes: image from World History Encyclopedia